Slash and Speculations 1

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This is a new segment of SideBants. Often times I see things in YouTube videos that make one or a couple of YouTubers seem suspiciously- well... gay. In this segment I'll take the quote or action and unfold it piece by piece.

Disclaimer: I do know that these YouTubers are straight. I'm not trying to demean them or convince you otherwise, this is simply for the lols.

Here we go!
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Ok. Do all of you remember that GTA session with the tractors? The name of the race is something like "my tractor's sexy" (a play on an American country song by the way, which is probably why the sidemen were so confused by it). So all the Sidemen are repeating the phrase in some sort of accent that can't respectably be considered Russian. Out of nowhere, JJ goes "my tractor has the big dick" and everyone laughs.

But think about this: JJ's statement was a response to the other boys saying "my tractor's sexy." He interchanged the word "Sexy" with the words "Big dick." What's interesting to me is that when he heard "sexy," the first thing he thought wasn't "my tractor has the big boobs" or "my tractor has the big butt"

Just some food for thought.

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