jungkook: yyOUUU MAKE ME BEEEEEGGIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
chicken: you make me vegan? i made you vegan? ohmygod i didn't know i was a veggie table!
jungkook: waitwaitwai-
armadillo: i thought he said you make me pee in
jungkook: no guys it's begin
armadillo: beacon?
chicken: YOU WANT TO EAT MY FRIEND BEACON THE PIG?
jungkook: no you stupid cock im pretty sure his name is bacon not beacon
armadillo: lunghook i thought we were family and you call chicken a cock?
chicken: ugh let's go arms dildo he doesn't even need friends anymore
jungkook: BUT THAT CHICKEN THIGH JUST GOT YOUR NAME WRONG
armadillo: look kid, stop trying to break us apart and go find new friends im going back to texas with chicken
chicken: yeah man texas has better farms than your bathroom like at least in farms i don't have to lay my eggs into the bathtub
jungkook: how are you guys going to make it to texas it's like a world away
armadilo: if you were a real friend you would know that chicken could fly
jungkook: HE CANT EVEN LIFT HIS WINGS
chicken: you thought joduckanda you thought
jungkook: TF BRO THATS NOT EVEN MY NAME
chicken: i really thought we were friends
jungkook: we aRE YOU IDIOT
chicken: no not anymore *sobs*
jungkook: REMEMBER WHO SAVED YOU WHEN MY GRANDMA CHASED AFTER YOU WITH A FREAKING MACHETE? REMEMBER WHY YOU AT LEAST HAVE ONE EYEBALL?
armadillo: im leaving
chicken: go make new friends twiggletoes
jungkook: aren't you taking beacon your so called snort friend with you?
chicken: oh beacon died 24 years ago
jungkook: oh
jungkook: ok
chicken: yeah i still remember seeing him jump over fences i felt like a proud mother
jungkook: pigs dont jump over fences
chicken: he had a long tail ooh ooh and he also had a pinnochio snout
jungkook: he'S A HORSE?
chicken: oh yeah pft how did i forget of course he's a horse
jungkook:
jungkook:
armadillo: so jungkook wanna go to texas with me :D
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geez thats not funny at allwtf
