Rants & Things

No Mercy Predictions

Jack Swagger vs. Baron Corbin
Singles Match (on the pre-show)
Winner: Baron Corbin
I love Baron Corbin. He's a fave. I think Jack Swagger is kind of eh.

That is all.

Nikki Bella vs. Carmella
Singles Match
Winner: Carmella
She hasn't really done much since coming to the main roster, which sucks, because I really like her. Nikki is already longest-reigning Divas Champ, so I'd love to see Carmella win. I can see her cheating or something, but as long as she wins, I'm fine with it. xD

Bray Wyatt vs. Randy Orton
Singles Match to Determine the Creepiest Guy on SmackDown
Winner: Bray Wyatt
It's been so long since Bray has won. I need him to win.

Plus, what if Luke Harper came back and helped him? I'd like that.

Curt Hawkins vs. Who Knows?
Singles Match
Winner: Curt Hawkins
Why wouldn't he win?

Heath Slater & Rhyno vs. The Usos
SmackDown Tag Team Championship Match
Winners: The Usos
As heels, I actually like The Usos. It's been a long time since I've liked them.

If they win the titles, American Alpha can feud with them for the titles (and because, you know, soon they won't have any legs because they keep getting attacked).  And maybe Heath and Rhyno can battle it out.

The Miz vs. Dolph Ziggler
Intercontinental Championship Match
Winner: The Miz
I read a while ago that Dolph wouldn't be around much longer, and that he planned on leaving. I feel like this is where he's leaving.

His last match with The Miz was really really good though, and if this one is just as good, then I'm okay with this being his last match.

Also, I don't ever want The Miz to lose his title.

Becky Lynch vs. Alexa Bliss
SmackDown Women's Championship Match
Winner: Becky Lynch
ugh I love Becky so much.

I also love Alexa a lot, too.  I'd love to see her with the title, but I don't want Becky to lose the title she just won.

I'm really excited for this match, and I think it's going to be amazing, especially since Becky and Alexa are two of the best people on the SmackDown roster.

(Also, imagine if Blake and Murphy showed up backstage to wish Alexa good luck or something. I'd love to see that.)

Dean Ambrose vs. AJ Styles vs. John Cena
Triple Threat Match for the WWE World Championship
Winner: AJ Styles
I need AJ to hold this title for a really really long time.  He's a big reason I watch SmackDown, and him holding the title just adds to it.  He needs to #BeatUpJohnCena (and Dean Ambrose).

This match will definitely be really good, and as long as AJ retains, I'm sure it won't disappoint.