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Sirius Black: Innocent Flirt or Heartless Murderer?

SIRIUS BLACK: INNOCENT FLIRT OR HEARTLESS MURDERER?
Written by Rita Skeeter
Sirius Black: RealSiriusBlack

What's going on in the mind of a former Azkaban prisoner? Sirius Black, looking damn good for 36, shares his thoughts with me, the downrightly gorgeous Rita Skeeter. Actually, it felt more like a date rather than an interview, as he was flirting rather excessively (no surprises here, I can't say I'm not used to it *flips hair*).

Amidst all the flirting, he gives us a bit on his background. Sirius Black is a proud and honorary member of the Ancient and Noble House of Black, a family that's notable for involving in Dark Magic and Death Eater activities. Undoubtedly and unsurprisingly, his family life has had an impact on his imprisonment in Azkaban.

His group of friends in his Hogwarts days, the Marauders (Def: People who roam in search of things to steal and people to attack- remind you of anything *cough*Death Eaters*cough*), includes Peter Pettigrew, a known loyal member of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named's supporters. With that being said, it is not a surprise that he ended up in Azkaban (although he was declared "innocent" after more than 12 years).

He refuses to talk more about the subject of Azkaban. He said that he'd much rather share about his "golden times in Hogwarts". He especially loves the attention from all the ladies, which is the thing he missed most as he was locked in an empty lady-less cell.

"Girls always loved a handsome bad boy," said a very handsome Sirius Black, giving me a flirtatious smile, as though that comment was directed towards me, single and very much available Rita Skeeter.

He has stated that he was never stayed with the same girl for more than a few days, and has lost count or exactly how many girls he had dated by his sixth year. However, he had said that there is a chance that he might "settle down" with someone *cough*me*cough*.

Does this type of reckless bad boy behavior have an effect on his godson, the Chosen One, the Boy Who Lived, Harry Potter, who bears a stark resemblance to James Potter, Sirius's childhood best friend? Like Sirius, Harry has gotten into much trouble in Hogwarts (breaking into the Ministry, putting his name in the Goblet of Fire, etc.etc.)
Did he, like Sirius, do this all for the attention of the ladies? Harry Potter has dated many girls indeed such as Hermione Granger, Cho Chang, Luna Lovegood, and his current fling, Ginny Weasley.

One thing is for certain.
Sirius Black is the most handsome man alive.

Also, I would like to add that Sirius Black has agreed to join me for some Butterbeer at the Leaky Cauldron. In case any of you ladies out there get any ideas.

What is going on between Sirius Black and Rita Skeeter? Will Rita be the one who finally tames this "handsome bad boy"?

(Yes. Yes she will.)