Me, Myself, and my inner insanities...YIPPEE!

Random Things That Amused Me

"Then how do we kill a walking tank?"
"Take out its legs?" "The Vong has his crab-armor even down there." "With bug-bites?" "It will take too long." "Stab him in the face?" "Now you're talking."
-Tahiri Veila and Alema Rar,
"A Destiny Altered"

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"You're gonna be as gigantic as a non-articulated demonic footworm!"
"Thanks, I guess..."
-Kuzuha Togashi and Satone Schuchimiya,
"Love, Chuunibyou, and other delusions"

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The person was quick, but there was no outrunning a teleporter who knew the alleys of District 7 as well as the underwear of her own roommate
-Kuroko Shirai
"A Certain Messy Predicament"

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The light at the end of the tunnel is usually a squid tank cannon. In cases where this is not true, inform your Chaplain. Clearly, a miracle has occurred -Lieutenant Isabella McDonnell, 1st Platoon, C Company, 31st Regiment, 8th Magical Division, 1st Army Group of the Ganges
-"Sodales"

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Emma twitched as Sasha broke open the squid's chest with a kick, then froze its internal organs.
-"Solemnis"

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Sasha punched her harpoon through another squid in the groin, then ripped it out.
"...You should probably take a break, Sasha."
"Don't tell me what to do, Newbie," said Sasha, grinding the heel of her boot into the squid's ruined genitalia. The squid thrashed, trying and failing to remove Sasha from it. Slowly the movements faded as it bled out.
-"Solemnis"

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but until then, they were quite enjoying doing their part. As one captain had quipped, "You want me to shell France, with the permission and assistance of the French navy? Who did I bribe to get this assignment and do they want more?"
-"Deva 04: Endless Waltz"

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Um. Hi Mum. Uh. Nothing much, really! Hardly anything! Like... less than that time I fell through the roof, or the time I was hit by the car, or that time I wanted to see what shooting myself with my own training shots would be like
-"Game Theory"

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Q: what is the most dangerous kind of dog?
A: a para-dogs

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What is she made of?

She's made of a pissed off woman with the power of a god, the hormones of a child, and a half-braindead psychotic computer in her head, Susanoo replied.
-Nanoha Takamachi and Susanoo,
"Infinity"

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"Lastly. Nanoha Takamachi. Arf Harlaown. Vita Yagami. Yuuno Scrya. Led by Nanoha Takamachi, you will form Team Navy."

"What? Navy?" Nanoha piped up, confused. "But I'm air force!"

"The color, Ms. Takamachi."
-Headmaster Ozpin and Nanoha Takamachi,
"Hazredous Interruptions"

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"Kami-sama, Hayate! It's huge!"
"That's what she said!"
"Hayate..."
"Oh, hush. This is Schwertzkreuz's Zweihander mode!"
-Fate Testarossa, Hayate Yagami, and Nanoha Takamachi,
"Hazredous Interruptions"

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"What else can you do? You said you're a healer? How... good are you at it?"

"In all seriousness, Mr. Branwen? I could make a portal, reach through it and pull your beating heart right out of your chest, show it to you, then put it back and repair the damage quickly enough for you to survive the experience. I've done it before." She frowned. "That was a bad time."
-Shamal Yagami and Qrow Branwen,
"Hazredous Interruptions"