honestly weezer lyrics concern me so much like the entirety of el scorcho and pork and beans and hash pipe and i mean he wrote a song about falling in love with a lesbian and like
what
the verses of the sweater song????
'im me, me be, god damn, i am, i can, sing and, hear me, know me'/'oh no, it go, it gone, bye bye, who i, i think, i sink, and i DIE'
and then beginning of el scorcho where its super quiet and he goes '...el scORCHO... aye caramba'
and surf wax america like 'im going surfing cause i dont like your face'
and then ok heres just some good lyrics
'holy sweet goddamn! you left your cello in the basement'
'okay bitch it's weezer and it's weezy'
'cheese smells so good on a burnt piece of lamb'
'crab at the booty'
'sex on my feet, sex in my drawer, sex in my shoes, or sex on the floor, i said'
'i used to go and tip cows for fun, yeah. actually i didnt do that cause i didnt want the cow to be sad'
'i'm not a happy meal'
'man you really freak me out'
'first we smoke then have a smoke'
'i'm dumb she's a lesbian'
'the choo choo train left right on time'
'i've got a dungeon master's guide, i've got a twelve sided die'
'work it out at the gym to fit my underwear'
'i dont give a hoot about what you think'
'and when you come home she will be there waiting for you with a fire in her eyes and a big fat cannoli to shove in your mouth'
'looking at the underwear page of the sears catalog like when i was fourteen'
'im like an indian fakir trying to meditate on a bed of nails with my pants pulled down'
'so pissed at god'
'holy cow!'
'dad hit you on the hand just for holding your chopsticks wrong'
'screw this crap, i've had it'
'god damn you half japanese girls, do it to me every time'
'i'll appear, slap you on the face'
'i will crush your pretty toenails into a thousand pieces'
'my fashion sense is a little whack'
'get your hands off the girl'
'oh, the redhead said you shred the cello, and i'm jello'
'I ASKED YOu to go to the green day concert, you said you'd never heard of them. hOW COOL IS THAT?'
'and you would keep my fingernails clean'
'i'll bring home the turkey'
ok theres a ton more but i cant be bothered to find them you get this but yeah is weezer alright
but honestly why is weezer so dorky what the fuck they're so uncool and got popular before it was cool to be uncool
this was a weezer rant with ya boi i hope u enjoyed
