BTS Texts and Scenarios

✉ BTS arguing over you

Two/three of them are fighting over you...

BTS as your friends...

SUGA AND JIN
Group chat: get out Jin

You: stop being so mean Suga

Jin: yeah Suga!
Jin: listen to (name)~

Suga: fine.

Name changed: (NAME💕)

You: what is happening?

Jin: Suga changed it

Suga: YOU LIAR!

You: I believe Jin
You: he has too many morals to lie

Suga: true tbh

Jin: hAhAhA

You: calm down
You: why are you guys bickering anyway?

[long pause]

{Suga: no reason
{at the same time
{Jin: no reason

NAMJOON AND J-HOPE

RM: hey (name)~

You: yeah

JH: dONT!

RM: Hobi wrote a song

You: oh cool!

JH: NO NOT COOL THIS IS NOT COOL!

You: why?

RM: *sends video of J-Hope singing a cringey song about love*

JH: NAMJOON I HATE YOU!

RM: he wrote it for you 😂

JH: YOU GOT NO JAMS!

You: shots fired

RM: my work here is done

JH: (name) ah please don't watch that!

You: I'm really sorry Hoseok but...
You: I'm watching it.

JH: nO! PLEASE!

RM: ha!

You: I'm too into this I can't not watch it! Don't hate me Hobi!

JH: whatever...

*pause*

You: it's...
You: cute.

RM: iM DYING!

You: where did you get this?

JH: he stole it from me

RM: I found it on his phone and sent it to myself

You: Hobi?

JH: *is embarrassed* yes

You: you're cute

RM: I DIDNT WANT IT TO END LIKE THIS!
RM: he's lame! Not cute!

JH: aaayyyyeeee! Thank you (name)~

JIMIN & TAE & KOOKIE

Jimin: (name) can we play a game?

You: what game?

JK: Tae...

Tae: we give you our best pick up line and you judge

You: OMG YES!

JK: you just have to pick who you would date if you had to date one just from the pickup line

You: got it!
You: FUN!
You: okay I'm ready...

JK: one by one

You: Kookie starts! GO!

JK: can I tie your shoelaces? Can't have you falling for someone else.

You: aWwWwWWw
You: TAEHYUNG!

Tae: you must be an alien...
Tae: because you just abducted my heart

You: so appropriate
You: JIMIN!

Jimin: are you butt dialling? Because that ass is calling me.
Jimin: 😏

You: Jimin is disqualified! I feel violated so...

Jimin: NOT FAIR!

JK: me or Tae?

You: I like yours Tae

Tae: YAY!

You: bUT!
You: Kookie got it!

JK: YAYAYAYAYAY!