Deadpool x reader lemon

Another Mutant?!....and Hydra is Back T_T

(Y/N) POV:

I walked at a decent pace beside wade who was trying to quickly power walk over to one of the new Mexican restraunt's built near his apartment. "Hey slow down will ya! your chimichangas aren't going anywhere!" I said a bit annoyed at his attempts to leave me in the dust, although I can't really blame wade either besides we hadn't eaten in what...two days. From all the crazy events that had been going on we couldn't really get anything to eat. "MUST....HAVE...CHIMI...CHANGAS!!" he screamed loudly like an old lady being deprived of her after noon  pudding. As I was about to scold him again for being stupid a huge explosion erupted from the Mexican restraunt making the tie in my hair fly off and blow everywhere annoyingly. "What the hell!" I screamed totally caught off guard from the random explosion. Wade just stood there from what I assumed was him being frozen in a huge rage, 'This isn't gunna end well for the person who did that...' I thought to myself a bit excited to see wade in action again. But what came out of the explosion was something I didn't expect to see. It was...a little girl?!, even wade who I thought was not going to have any logical thoughts for the girl who blew up the restraunt seemed shocked himself. She looked about 11 years old and wore baggy ripped up blue jeans that were rolled and stuffed into her black combat boots along with what appeared to be a heart shaped necklace and a black and red jacket with a white t-shirt underneath. Her hair was what stood out to me most though, it was black with red streaks in it, 'cool...' I thought admiring her bad assery. Before I could say anything wade shot off like a bullet swords drawn and ready to slice the girl up. I ran after wade In an attempt to try and stop him, 'If this girl dies it'll haunt my dreams' I thought nervously. But as wade got closer to her she side stepped and nailed him right in the gut with her elbow as if it were nothing. The impact sent wade flying back 5 ft. which stunned me as I hadn't expected that at all. I decided to confront the little girl knowing that she wasn't normal, and probably the one who blew up the building. "Say! who are you?" I screamed, she turned her head slowly with a smirk growing on her face and responded gloatingly "Wouldn't you like to know!". This made my face turn red and I dismissed everything and ran at her with my fist letting loose electrical sparks. I was inches away from her face when she caught my fist with her hand then simply threw me to the side as if I were a ragdoll. I hit the ground with my back being first which took all the air out of me and I could do nothing but lay there paralyzed in pain. I turned my head slowly seeing her walk up to me with a grin. The last thing I heard before I blacked out was her saying "I'm Samantha, and its a fucking pain to meet ya!".

Dead Pools POV:

I got up slowly from the ground feeling massive amounts of pain for some odd reason. "SHES A WIZARD MAN RUN". crazy voice said. "No she's not, she's a mutant with weird powers obviously". They were both probably right but...since when do I care! I got a child to beat up!. I spun around with my twin 44 magnum revolvers pointed at the girl who was standing over (Y/N). "Alright time to get shot!" I screamed merrily skipping towards her and (Y/N). The girl turned towards me with that annoying smile and gestured for me to get closer. "Listen you imp...you might be fucking dying today" I said with growing irritation at this little shits provado. "Oh c'mon old man lighten up a bit! sorry if you didn't get to dine on your  penis-changas but as of now you have a fight to finish!" she said cockily. I shot 5 rounds worth of bullets to which she then punched with her bare fists back at me. "WHAT! THATS CHEATING! NO FAIR YOU LITTLE SHIT!" I yelled unhappy that the girl could just simply punch a bullet away from her. All the bullets came back at me with ten times as much force (several hitting my jewels), I screamed from the pain but managed to make a least one more joke. "Man you suck old dude!" she said chuckling, "And...yo-you...swallow".

*darkness*

I had a nice twenty minute nap until I woke up in dust and debris with Logan and the girl standing over me smiling...again T_T. Logan picked me up by the collar and with a angry husky voice asked "Where's... viper!".

(Y/N) POV:

I woke up in a very old fashioned looking room with huge curtains blocking my sight of the window which lay directly in front of the bed I was on. "Where the hell am I...?" I asked nobody in particular. "Your in Charles mansion (Y/N)". I yelped slightly from the unknown intruder who came out of the corner near the door of the room. He was a bald man who looked like he was in his 50's sitting in a wheel chair with a jolly sparkle in his eyes to which comforted me form the postiveness he seemed to emit. "Who are you?" I asked curious to who he was. "Funny you should ask...im Charles Xavier and I would like to ask you a few questions." he said with a warm smile. I was a little hesitant at first but decided that I would enlighten this guy and keep my cool, that is until the brat who kicked mine and wades ass came walking in through the door with a smug look on her face. "Hey baby face! what's up!?" she said all snarkily with her stupid smugness. "Now, now Samantha no need for the rude comments" Charles said calmly to the little girl. "Fine...ill hold back for now. Oh and for the record that wasn't me who blew up your boyfriends stupid taco cabana place or whatever, it was hydra." And with that she left the room. "Sorry about her she can get very...salty sometimes". Charles apologized to me, and then continued on to what he was saying before. "As I was saying we just have a few questions to ask you and wade but, especially you seeing as you have discovered things about yourself". I was confused as hell but decided it would be best to just remain calm and answer Charles questions just in case he decided to use force. "Alright so what questions am I gunna be answering here?". I asked In a slightly irked tone. "Simple ones really just be ready for whatever I might ask" he said like he was some 1000 year old wise man. "Ok, ask away" I responded hesitantly, "First question, would you like to join the x-men".

Authors Note: CLIFF HANGER .3. sorry bout that. So I know I haven't written in a while but here it is for the few hundred people still reading this I hope its good enough! also I will start updating faster I promise! im a jerk for making you guys wait for like 3 months. Also just curious do you guys think my writing has improved in detail? and should I make another separate book for this series of dead pool x reader? let me know in the  comments and I'll answer back! thanks and have a great day! Buh-Bye!

P.S: Next chapter contains **EXTREME LEMON** good for the brain :o.