Deadpool x reader lemon

Saving Sexy Nerd Girl!

Dead Pools: POV

I walked up to the tall building with big letters that spelled "STARK". I couldn't help being excited! I mean who wouldn't be excited when you get to meet a guy who builds super cool high tech metal suits?!  'I wonder if he would let me use it!' I thought to myself excitedly, 'he will reject you in a heartbeat' my reason said in a casual tone, "oh Shaddup will ya! he probably worships me!" 'right...' my reason voice could be a real deadbeat some times. I decided that I would make my entry really badass and break through the window "Yeah perfect!" I said smiling underneath my mask, I made my way to the top of stark towers and broke though the window which... made a loud noise "Shit..." I said a little nervous that tony was gunna kick my ass (lol not really). Tony ran into the room with an angry look on his face. "What the hell?!" he yelled. "Hey there! how ya been? nice go tee!" I said in a really quick sentence. "What are you doing here wade?" tony asked in an irritated tone. "Oh well! about that um...I need your help..." he game me a questioning look, which usually wasn't good if tony gave you a questioning look "Help with what exactly? if its with a girl then its a definite yes" he responded in a cocky tone, "No! well yes...I don't know its kind of like that, but we are saving this girl from intimate death!' I said happily, "Well...is she apart of playboy at least?" he asked "She might as well be" I said in hopes to make him help me, "Well then you have a deal wade!" he said like a boy who just got handed 5$. "Alrighty then! now things are rollin!" I said enthusiastically, "By the way can I wear one of your suits...." I said in a wanting tone, "HA! no" he responded meanly. "You would break the thing as soon as you touched it" I fake pouted when he said that which earned me a playful smirk from tony. "Alright! lets go save my sexy nerd girl!"

(Y/N): POV

I woke up with a throbbing pain in my head and it bothered the hell out of me, just as I was starting to gain consciousness I heard the door open ad slam against the wall which made my headache worse "What the hell! keep it down will you!" I screamed at the person who opened the door "Get up, you have a job to do bitch!" I flinched when he yelled at me, "Fine! you don't have to be a dickbag about it!" you yelled just as loud. Once I had gotten up and dusted myself off he grabbed me by the arm and dragged me to this big room that was dark and full of green glowing computers and wired everywhere. It was about 5 minutes until a lady dressed very nicely came walking out one of the side doors to the room I was in. "Ah, (Y/N) its nice to finally meet you, my name is viper but you may call me madam hydra". The women had a professional outfit and a blonde pixie haircut and she talked very respectfully. "Yeah...its nice to met you to madam hydra" I said cautiously not knowing what to say in the first place. " I know you are very confused right now but we took you for a reason, and that reason to put it simply was because you are a very smart girl who can figure out many things" she said informally. " You are the key to our problems. We have been examining your status and brain wave functioning for quite a while now. " I couldn't help it but my face flushed red, I was flattered to be called a key to someone's problems, but even if she seemed nice this women was up to something and you knew it " So, what is it you need me for exactly?" I asked suspiciously, " Its simple, your going to hack S.H.I.E.L.D.S data base for very important information we need." My eyes widened terror with in them, " Your out of your mind lady! who knows what you'll do with it! and besides I work with S.H.I.E.L.D!" I said anger obvious in my voice. "That's to bad.... I was hoping it wouldn't have to be this way"She said with fake sadness in her voice. "Guards!" she yelled, " Come and persuade (Y/N) that it is in her best interest to do what we tell her" .She told the green dudes in a sing song voice. *Time skip* I yelled in pain as I got stung by the taser over and over again, you were about to cry until you got tasered again with much more voltage which made you scream in pain again " Will you hack S.H.I.E.L.D.S data base!" the green guy yelled at you again which was starting to piss you off " NO YOU UGLY BASTARD!!" I screamed back defiantly, he got angry at my defiance and slapped me on the back of the head and that's when I started to snap. This sudden surge of power went through me as if pure adrenaline were injected many times into my body. I broke out of the chair and straps that held me down and punched the green man hard. But what surprised me was the electrical sparks that came out of him when you punched him "What the hell! how did I do that!" I said to myself in total awe, I then gained a devious plan in my head and walked towards the exit of the room I was in.

Dead Pools: POV

Me and tony or *snickers* iron man! had finally gotten ready and suited to go and save (Y/N)! " So, where is she?" tony asked expectantly, " Oh, I forgot about that part..." I said sadly, just as tony was about to scold me on how he probably got dressed for nothing and made him miss out on seeing a hot babe which by the way she was my babe~ I got a call on my phone and the ID was unknown but being the idiot I was I answered it anyway " Sexy guy in a red spandex suit at your service!" I answered happily, " Like you have anything to show" tony said " At least its more than you metal dick!" I insulted back at tony " Your one to talk ashy ass!" he said back, I was about t say something until I heard a familiar voice on the phone " Hey! whoever your talking to quit im gunna give you my coordinates to come get me!" the voice, said wait...."(Y/N) is that you?!" I asked happy and worried at the same time " yeah its me stupid now here are my coordinates...."  I listened carefully hearing every word " Ok, gotcha! see ya then (Y/N)!" I turned around to see tony just standing there looking at me " Um...what?" I said confused, " What did she say wade!" he asked irritated " Oh yeah! she said that she was at hydra headquarters underground and told us to take the underground train station and take train 16 to get where she is!" I said in one quick breath, " Ill just follow you then.." tony responded sounding confused. " Alright now to actually go save (Y/N)!!".

Authors Note: Heyyyy what up everyone! so here's this chapter for ya :3 sorry if it sucks booty.....but I listened to PuddingAnyone because well.... why not, and the pair up with iron man and dead pool sounded really funny so I did it and it was worth it! for me at least! I hope you found the two funny as well if not im sorry! :D I try! lol, but in all seriousness if it sucks just tell me in comments I will do my best to make the story more entertaining for you all! and a big thc to everyone who is still reading this garbage! ima shuddup and let you live your lives and go back to wasting mine! XD buh-bye!