Deadpool x reader lemon

Shit Happens Now!

(Look up "Cherry Bomb" by the runaways and make sure its awesome mix 1...I know this isn't gotg but trust me it fit the atmosphere of this chapter if not just listen to dub step lol. Enjoy!

(Y/N) POV:

"So to make some fun stuff happen i will have to get rid of my sanity and this shitty outfit!" I said with big smile on my face, "Did i ever say how awesome you were (Y/N)?" dead pool asked me with a smile coming through his mask, "Mmmm yeah you have. I dont mind if you keep saying it though". I replied to him with an evil smirk on my face. I got up from the chair I was sitting on and went through dead pools closet which I was sure had some weird shit that would fit my personality now a days, "What are you looking for (Y/N)?" dead pool asked with an indigiant look coming through, "I told you already! im looking for a new outfit!" I said with an irraitated tone "Oh" is all he said back to you 'geez whata moron he can be sometimes...but he is my moron~" I thought while blushing wildly, "Ah! the perfect outfit!" I said with an excited tone, "how is this?" you said as you pulled out a clean maid outfit, "Whoa! damn (Y/N)! you sure you wanna dress up in that?!" dead pool asked me clumsly, "Yeah im sure! now I just need some fun toys to use and put on!" I said excitedly, "Those ass holes and especially that bitch viper! will pay for all that they have done to me!" I yelled going from excited to angry, I suddenly went back to bubbly and happy again "K? I'll be in the bathroom changing!" I said giggling on my way. *Time Skip* I came out of the bathroom with my hair down and black streaks randomly going down my hair and with the maids skirt only coming up to my mid thigh, "So how do I look?" I aksed innocently, "Its better I dont say anything sweet heart!" dead pool said happily, "Eh...suit yourself super bulge~" if dead pools mask was off right now you would see his jaw dropping to the floor, "Well enough messing around! I need some toys to kill people!" I screamed excitedly. I walked up to dead pools weaponry storage, and started taking things "I'll take this! and this! oh! and this!" I said while grabbing a pistol, sniper and two small reaping blades and strapped them on both sides of my hips, "Im ready!" you sqeauled happily.

Dead pools POV:

I looked at (Y/N) with a satisfied sigh, "You look fucking hot! would tap!" i said feeling very aroused, "Oh yeah? well you'll have to wait for the tapping after the killing~" she told me teasingly, I noticed she was acting way different then she was before....and i loved it! "So! where are we heading to first for the killing spree?!" I asked wanting to know where me and her were going to kick some shitty ass, "Silly willy! you know where! hydra head quarters!" she squealed happily, "Okie doki then lets get going then!" I responded happy to know that hydra was where we were going, of course it was a different head quarters where viper was located since we kinda demolished the other one. We teleported out of my apartment and on a big wide field and in front of us was I think the correct head quarters (Y/N) told me to go to, "This the right one?" I asked in case I done goofed "Yeah! ya did good spandex man! now lets kick some ass!" (Y/N) ran ahead of me where ten guards were surrounding the door this time instead of two....which im sure wouldn't be much of a challenge anyway! "Hey! woo hoo!" (Y/N) screamed out to them all, when they looked at her they all seemed to freeze which was probably from how hot she was "You boys mind letting me through?" I heard her ask them all but then I heard them all scream and heard (Y/N) laughing and making a corny joke about roasting broccoli since they were wearing the color green, when I caught up finally I stood next to her and a field of ashes "Im gunna take a guess that you used your-" "Powers?" she finished for me "Yep! why wouldn't I?" she said sweetly, I didn't get a chance to compliment her again when she ran off into the building without me "C'mon slow poke....!" she screamed from behind her. I quickly teleported inside the building and ported next to her while still running "Hiya!" I said cheerily "Show Off....." she mumbled I giggled at her cuteness, we finally stood in front of a huge set of doors like the last headquarters which was really annoying me "Let me blow it up this time! Pleaseeee (Y/N)!" I asked in a begging tone, "Well I guess so...as long as its a big fuckin explosion!" I cheered out loud and pulled out one of what I liked to call "Kiss my ass!" bombs! they were always fun to use. I threw it towards the door and waited 5 seconds until BOOM! the shock wave made me and (Y/N) stumble a bit "Now that was a big explosion!" I heard (Y/N) scream excitedly. Once all the smoke cleared about what seemed maybe seventy hydra soldiers swarmed out of the opening and screamed to get down on the ground which I would certainly not do....without (Y/N)'s permission of course "Nah! I wanna see some bullets fly!" I yelled happy to get to use my guns, I pulled out my machine gun and fired everywhere trigger happy.