"You're just as sane as I am."
-Luna Lovegood
"I can touch you now!"
-Voldemort
"Have a biscuit Potter."
-Minerva McGonagall
"No thanks, the toilet has never had something as miserable as your head in there."
-Harry Potter
"If you haven't noticed that I'm a girl, it doesn't mean nobody else hasn't!"
-Hermione Granger
"To the well organised mind, death is yet another adventure."
-Albus Dumbledore
"Clearly, fame isn't every thing."
-Severus Snape
"Riddikulus."
-Remus Lupin
"Bloody hell!"
-Ronald Weasley
"He's not Fred, I am! Honestly woman, you call yourself our mother!"
-George
"Don't call me Nymphadora!"
-Nymphadora Tonks
"Not my daughter you bitch!"
-Molly Weasley
"What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?"
-Arthur Weasley
"I'm afraid I must disappoint you."
-Horace Slughorn
"I'm his girlfriend!"
-Lavender Brown
"Good luck."
-Ginny Weasley
"Out of all the ear related humour in the world, you choose "I'm holey"?"
-Fred
"I killed Sirius Black! I killed Sirius Black!"
-Bellatrix Lestrange
"Dead."
-Narcissa Malfoy
"Dobby is a free house elf."
-Dobby
"My father will hear about this!"
-Draco Malfoy
"Let's hope that every time there is a problem, Mr Potter will be there to save the day."
-Lucius Malfoy
