I have this headcanon that people from other regions insult Hoennians by saying they all have "water up their noses and trumpets up their butts so every time they fart it sounds like a trumpet".

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I have this headcanon that people from other regions insult Hoennians by saying they all have "water up their noses and trumpets up their butts so every time they fart it sounds like a trumpet".