EXO Imagines

Pick up Lines (Kris)

"Hey Yifan." you greeted your husband as you entered your house.

"Hi babe!" he smiled but then frowned, "What's wrong?"

"Work. It was very stressful." you sighed, sitting next to him on the couch.

You were about to face him when he suddenly said, "Don't face me, Yumiki."

You were about to ask what's wrong when he suddenly started massaging your shoulders. You didn't say anything and just let him do his thing.

"Thank you, love." you said when he finished.

"Anything for my dearest." You were about to stand up when he suddenly said, "Nuh-uh. I'm gonna make that frown of yours to a huge smile!"

"What?" you asked but sat anyway.

"Are you an interior designer? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful." It was cheesy but you laughed anyway.

 "That was bad!" you exclaimed.

 "You say that but you laughed anyway?" he said, chuckling.

 "So babe, aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?" you asked innocently.

 "That was a good one!" Kris laughed then continued,  "Later after dinner, I'll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long."

 You turned red and punched him on the arm.

 "Two can play this game! I might not go down in history, but I'll go down on you!"

 "Good good but I can do better." Kris smirked before saying, "I'm no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight."

 "Just a few? How embarrassing and sad, Kris." Kris turned red and glared at you making you laugh, "I have 256 bones in my body and I want one more."

 "Okay, Yumiki, that's enough dirty pick up lines or else I might not be able to stop myself from doing you right here, right now." Kris said, purring in her ear.

 "Is that supposed to be a pick up line too?" she asked, giggling.

 "Nope, just plain old truth." 

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 Dedicated to @Angie_Yumiki. I am so sorry it took forever and it's a really short one, please forgive me!!!

 I'm so sorry for not updating for a month! I am really really busy. I have a lot of things going on even though I am in Spring break right now. I am trying to squeeze in some time but I really have so many things happening and school is becoming really stressful and yeah I'm really sorry!

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