"Hey, Mike?" you ask walking up to your boyfriend.
"Yes?" he asks, leaning his head back on the couch to look up at you.
"C-can I..." You bite your lip and look to the side.
"Can you what?" he asks confused.
"C-can I... Measure your... sideburns?"
His eyes go wide for a moment.
"I-uh... Sure. Uhm, why? Do you not like them or something?" he asks.
"No, I like them. I love them, but... How the fuck do you even get them like that I'm sorry they're just perfect little triangles I just want to see how far they come off from your hair." you explained quickly.
He then began to laugh.
"Some things are better left a mystery." he said shortly.
You ran off to find a ruler, and when you returned, measured his sideburns.
They came almost 3 inches down his face.
"How the actual hell?" you commented.
He giggled again, and then leant forward, presenting a kiss to your lips.
"I think this is the weirdest thing you've ever done. But, cute none the less." he comments.
"Well... I try." you giggle, placing another kiss on his lips.

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Band One-Shots {VOL. 1 COMPLETE}
RandomWho doesn't want a nice One-Shot, right? COMPLETED 6/18/17