Author Ramblings

New Years Party and Resolutions:

Savvy: hello everyone!!! Welcome to another exciting event at my shed! I'm your host @pweebles or as most call me Savvy! Without further delay, let me introduce our stars for tonight! Dr. Richtofen, Tank Dempsey, Jacob Hendricks,  Foxy, Zuko, Hetalias: Germany, Prussia, America, Australia, and England. Sportacus,  Trunks Briefs, Kyo Sohma, Tamaki Suoh, Tony Stark, Steve Rodgers, and Clint Barton!

-they all walk out of door when their name is called-

Savvy: Welcome! I'm glad I can spend my last few hours of 2015 with all of you! Now, some guests couldn't be here with us today because they caught the cold thats going around so... they are all at their homes.

Tony: eh it could have been better... You had a rough year... Hell we all did.

Savvy: -nods- fucking ultron.

Clint: -nods agreeing-

Savvy: anyway... We finally got our roof fixed from the Christmas party incident. Well I watched you all fix it and clean the shed. -smirks-

Hendricks: did we really have to work with just our shirts off?

Savvy: YES. I mean I didn't want to see you all die from heatstroke considering it was very hot during Christmas week... -shrugs-

-The men in the room rolled their eyes.-

Savvy: what?! It's true! I care about you all!

Tony: uh huh... Sure... We believe you.

Savannah: -pokes her head out of book. Her hair is wet and her naked body is covered by steam from shower- Savvy is a pervert and a demon child!!!! -sings-

Savvy: What did I tell you Savannah?!? GET BACK IN THE SHOWER AND FINISH YOUR MOMENT WITH EDWARD!!!! -slams book shut-

-everyone laughing except Eddy-

Eddy (evil Richtofen clone): -smirking-

Savvy: what?... -looks at Eddy-

Eddy: -shakes his head and keeps quiet-

Zuko: what did she mean by demon child...

Savvy:-sighs and shows everyone my childhood picture- this is me as a child. No it isn't photoshopped. You can also see my legs in the photo above haha... Anyway we are going to do a game or something like that where we go around and say three New Years revolutions and one has to be fake. Being fake meaning that it could be something the person doesn't want to do, can't do, or already has done. The person that goes next has to guess the wrong one and the person who stated the three has to give the person who got it wrong something embarrassing to do before saying their three loser also has to sit in the loser box!!! -points to a row of bleachers that have visible stink lines that are in a cased glass with a door to enter them-

-the room fell quiet-

Savvy: okay so... I'll go first.
1. I want to go skydiving this year.
2. I want to do better with my grades.
3. I want to go to Australia.
Okay since I mentioned Australia's name, you have to guess!

Australia: hmmm the false is... Do better with your grades because you are good enough already....?

Savvy: -shakes head- nope. The false was go skydiving this year. For my dare of embarrassment, I want you to go jump into the pool with just your undies on.

-everyone gets up and goes outside.-

Australia: -blushes a bright red as he takes all his clothes off except for his underwear and does a cannon ball into the pool. He comes up gasping and shivering because it's cold.-