Me: Hi welcome to Chili's.
Jeremy's Ghost: Did you mean hell?
Mike's Ghost: They meant that.
Bonnie: (Kicks open the door) Hi.
Freddy: (Crashes in through ceiling) Yo.
Chica: (Bursts out of a Pizza Box on the floor) what's up you meme loving fucks?
Me: BACK IN THE CLOSET Y'ALL GO. (THROWS ALL OF THEM INTO CLOSET)
Purple Guy's Ghost: y
Me: because they're nerds
Purple Guy's Ghost: o
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FNaF Crack 4
FanfictionThe fourth book of my "FNaF Crack" series, and hopefully the last book... Five Nights at Freddy's Series © Scott Cawthon The Cover was created by kittyqueenofrandom .
