Tumblr's Guide to the Emo Trinity

The Holiday Spice Tweets

1. Turkey sauce I was singing about it

2. If I was a spice girl I would only show up for holiday performances

3. We have cleansed the evil spirit trapped within these boxes

4. mel.: gerard pls teach me how to draw a tree

    Holiday Spice: @capn_mel it's really just a fat stick and a cloud

5. If the world tells you to lengthen your shorts, you must shorten them