DCD2 records have signed another band called Panic! at the Discount! Their songs include:
I Constantly Thank God For Walmart
Build Target, Then We'll Shop
The Walgreens Gentleman
The Ballad of Shop Rite
Buying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
Do You Know What I'm Buying
And their hit single I Write Sins, Not Reciepts
Oh, well imagine
As I'm pacing the aisles in a small corner store
And I can't help but to hear
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
"What a beautiful melon!
What a beautiful melon!" says a patron to a stocker
"And yes, but what a shame, what a shame
we're not stocking any more"
I chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of stocking the goddamn store?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of stocking the goddamn store?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of
Oh, well in fact
Well I'll look at it this way
I mean technically we get the last ones
Well this calls for champagne, so let's go buy some
Oh! Well in fact
Well I'll look at it this way
I mean technically we get the last ones
Well this calls for champagne, so let's go buy some
Let's go buy some
I chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of stocking the goddamn store?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of stocking the goddamn store?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of stocking the goddamn store?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of stocking the goddamn store?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
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Tumblr's Guide to the Emo Trinity
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