Hela-Loki's Daughter

Chapter Nine

I am so so so sorry for not updating, I really will start to try to do so more frequently! AND OH MY BEJESUS I HAVE OVER ONE THOUSE READS GAWD WOAH. Ahem, thank you for that. SQUEE. Anyways, as I've asked before please please please leave suggestions on scenarios you'd like to see between LE beauty and LE handsomer beast!AND THIS IS A TOTAL FILLER CHAPTER SO I AM SO SORRY FOR THAT. BUT ITS KIDNA SILLY AND WHATNOT AND REALLY SHORT SORRY

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The next few days went by soundly, but strangely too.

I did the unthinkable.

I even surprised myself.

I was actually BONDING, with Loki aka my jailer and my father.

I began to think I was suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.

My life was basically beauty and the beast now, except for the whole falling in love things. Yuck, I feel so sorry for the soul that ever fell in love with this man, or rather this god.

First off I had learned to make silverware talk as well as furniture. So yes another reason I am a sassiest version of belle.

He was teaching me how to speak asgaurdian tongue as well, wich in my eyes was a lot like German for some reason, odd considering morse mythology began in the Netherlands...

It was easy, it came naturally to me. The words would roll off my tongue and firm scentence a even whole monologues. I've grown accustom to yelling at him in asgaurdian.

"That makes zero sense, why is there two words for foot," I argued as he tried to explain that there was a masculine form and feminine form o every word.

"Yes but that's because-"

"that seems sexist."

"No it's just-"

"Sexist, I mean really why doesn't the mother get ownership Over  the child, heck why do the women where dresses all the freaking time?"

He looked at me with flaming green eyes, oh how he looked so done with me. It almost made me laugh, I would've laughed if they weren't souls floating around.

Oh yeah I forgot to say that more souls have come for a hela express ticket. They would wait for hours it's for the chance for me to touch them. I had an army of soul FANGIRLS practically.

I often wondered if I could maybe get them to bust me out of the prison, like break some Windows or break down the door or something. That would've been pretty useful, if only there were a spell for that.

"Hela, it's just, it's the same way here really," he started.

"Which is total anarchy!" I said, my hands on my hips as I sprung form my seat.

"There has ever been a female president, Coincidence?"

"Hela," he warned.

But I didn't take that warning s I yelled,"I THINK NOT!"

At least five glasses broke, another trick I had learned that I often used for effect.

Yes ok I was a total drama queen with my stunts and sassy remarks, but I had to add some interestingness to being held captive.

Loki glared at me, his eyes piercing into my own. I could tell he was mentally breaking my neck...if only, then id be able to get out of this place.

"Did you really have to break..." He quickly counted all the broken glasses before saying,"Break five glasses?"

I turned my nose up, trying I look as smooth as possible as I replied,"I believe so, Loki."

He sighed and with a flick of his hand the glass was all taken care of, listed through the air and into the trash can.

I looked down at him from my standing position, his eyes were closed as he took deep breaths.

I bit my lip slightly, my stance loosened as I sat back down,"At least you had magic to clean it up...." I said softly, smiling slightly.

He nodded,"I suppose there is that advantage."

"It's way more then an advantage, I would've spent hours cleaning the mess up if I was home, I'd would've taken absolutely forever picking up every single glass piece and being careful not to cut myself," I said.

He chuckled lightly, owning his eyes as he looked up at me,"It's true, midgardians are useless when it comes to clean up."

I nodded,"Sometimes we get so lazy to the point where we get little circular robots to do it for us."

"That's pathetic," he static with a smirk and a light chuckle.

"It really is," I agreed,"We can't be relied on to do anything."

He smiled,"You mean they can't be relied on to do anything," he said softly.

I shrugged,"I suppose, but I'm a lot more earthly and asgaurdianly," I said, propping my chin up on my hands as my elbows rested on the table.

"That statement will change soon," he said.