Henry's Sixteenth Post

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HenryMills: QOTD: What is your favorite food? Mine is cake🍰🎂

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ReginaMills: Cheese

SnowWhite: Really?

ReginaMills: The Evil Queen likes cheese

ReginaMills: Do you have a problem with that?

SnowWhite: No

CaptainHook: My favorite food is tacos!!!!

MissDarkSwan: Same

MissDarkSwan: Wanna come over to my house and make some 😏😏

CaptainHook: Kind of

PrinceCharming: NO!!!!

HuntsmanGraham: My favorite food is pixie sticks!!!

ReginaMills: Why did I appoint you as sheriff?

ReginaMills: You were probably high on pixie sticks half the time

HuntsmanGraham: Pretty much

MissDarkSwan: Yeah that was the one odd thing about Graham

HuntsmanGraham: PIXIE STICKS

LilyPage: Still less annoying than someone shipping their OTP

ReginaMills: Agreed

MrGold: Rude

SnowWhite: Rude

RobinOfLocksley: What's a pixie stick?

HenryMills: Flavored sugar

RobinOfLocksley: I don't understand this world

HuntsmanGraham: Ooooooh I also like Fun Dip

HenryMills: YES FUN DIP IS THE BEST

RobinOfLocksley: What's Fun Dip?

HenryMills: You have a stick made of pure sugar (but it's, like, hardened) and then you lick it and dip it in some flavored sugar and eat the flavored sugar off

RobinOfLocksley: Who comes up with these ideas?

HenryMills: OOH OOH COTTON CANDY IS YUMMY TOO

RobinOfLocksley: I don't even know if I want to ask...

HuntsmanGraham: It's sugar and air, basically

RobinOfLocksley: What's next, sugar formed into little shapes to put on top of a bowl of sugar for decoration?

HenryMills: Actually, doesn't Dairy Queen have something like that on top of their mini ice cream cakes?

HuntsmanGraham: I think so

HenryMills: You know what, Robin?

RobinOfLocksley: I'm not sure I even WANT to know

HenryMills: I think the reason you don't approve of all the sugary goodness this world has to offer is because you haven't tried it!

HenryMills: We should go to the store and buy some of it for you to try, and I'll eat the extras

ReginaMills: I swear if you buy sugar for Henry, I will feed Roland an entire box of pixie sticks

HenryMills: MOM WHY

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ReginaMills: You do not need that much sugar

MissDarkSwan: That's probably the only thing I will still agree with anyone on

HenryMills: Uggghhhh

ReginaMills: We're having macaroni and cheese for supper tonight

HenryMills: YAYYYYYY

MissDarkSwan: I want mac and cheese :(

MissDarkSwan: But I'd rather have tacos

CaptainHook: SORRY I LOVE YOU BUT I CAN'T LET THE DARKNESS CORRUPT ME

MissDarkSwan: Of course you can

CaptainHook: No I can't

ReginaMills: This is going to go on forever, isn't it?

MissDarkSwan: No. Only until Killian agrees to tacos 😏

PrinceCharming: I will literally lock him in the sheriff's station

MissDarkSwan: Ooooh yes then I can talk to him in person

CaptainHook: NO THAT IS MY FINAL ANSWER EVEN THOUGH I AM DYING INSIDE

MissDarkSwan: :(

BraveMerida: I'm so confused what is going on here?

WickedWitchWitchOfTheWest: *internal screaming*

BraveMerida: ????????????????

ReginaMills: Long story

WickedWitchOfTheWest: *eternal screaming*

ReginaMills: Shut up

WickedWitchOfTheWest: *mORE SCREAMING*

BraveMerida: I'm just gonna leave...

ReginaMills: Way to go, you scared her off

WickedWitchOfTheWest: *SCREAMING CONTINUES*

DoctorWhale: Regina could you tell your sister to stop freaking out?

ReginaMills: I swear I will take away your voice if you don't cut it out

WickedWitchOfTheWest: *silent screams*

DoctorWhale: I suppose that works

AdamAndEddy: You DO realize she isn't your daughter, right?

GallifreyanFairytale: I should totally make Merida Zelena and Robin's daughter in this fic just to irritate you two

AdamAndEddy: NO

GalifreyanFairytale: I somewhat like that idea...

BraveMerida: I thought things might have calmed down but now I'm supposedly a wicked witch's daughter....?

AdamAndEddy: No you aren't

GallifreyanFairytale: You might be

BraveMerida: I'm leaving for real this time

WickedWitchOfTheWest: BUT IF SHE'S NOT MY DAUGHTER THAT MEANS REGINA WILL RAISE MY CHILD AND I DON'T WANT THAT

AdamAndEddy: But she promised to love your child

ReginaMills: I did?

GallifreyanFairytale: During the missing six weeks

ReginaMills: OH okay

WickedWitchOfTheWest: I still wanna go to Oz

GallifreyanFairytale: I'd be fine with that tbh if it weren't for Robin

WickedWitchOfTheWest: What about him?

GallifreyanFairytale: You DO realize that it is also his baby?

WickedWitchOfTheWest: No it's not

GallifreyanFairytale: Yes it is

WickedWitchOfTheWest: I WILL MAKE HIM FORGET ABOUT IT AND THEN FLY AWAY TO OZ

GallifreyanFairytale: YES DO IT

AdamAndEddy: NO WE WANT OUTLAW QUEEN DRAMA

GallifreyanFairytale: You call it 'drama', the fangirls call it 'destruction of their OTP'

SnowWhite: TRUTH

TheSeer: There's an episode titled 'Birth' arriving soon

TheSeer: November

AdamAndEddy: SPOILER ALERT

WickedWitchOfTheWest: WHAT

ReginaMills: I'm 99% sure you need to carry a baby for 9 month before giving birth

SnowWhite: I can confirm that as true

WickedWitchOfTheWest: So what if it's not my baby?

ReginaMills: Then whose is it?

SnowWhite: YOU AND ROBIN'S!!!!!!

ReginaMills: I'm not even pregnant, so if it were mine and Robin's, then we'd have to flash forward to, let me think....

ReginaMills: Never

MrGold: IT'S LILY AND AUGUST'S

LilyPage: Nope

GallifreyanFairytale: IT'S A FLASHBACK OF LILY HAVING A DAUGHTER WITH NEAL

LilyPage: Where did you even come up with that idea?

GallifreyanFairytale: I don't remember

GallifreyanFairytale: It's been circulating in my mind for quote some time now...

SnowWhite: Maybe it's a flashback to someone being born

KingArthur: LIKE ME!!!!

SnowWhite: No

RedRidingHood: LIKE ME!!!

MulanTheWarrior: OR ME!!!

SnowWhite: Maybe

TheSeer: Mulan, Ruby, and Merida will be in this episode

SnowWhite: But why is it called 'Birth'?!

TheSeer: ...

TheSeer: Records unavailable

NealCassidy: DOCTOR WHO REFERENCE YAAAASSS

HenryMills: NEW EPISODE OF DOCTOR WHO TONIGHT

ReginaMills: But we haven't caught up yet because SOMEONE removed our memories for six weeks

HenryMills: Alright, then we'll watch Under the Lake and Before the Flood tonight

ReginaMills: Okay

ReginaMills: After dinner, though

HenryMills: Yes because it's mac and cheese night

ReginaMills: Robin, are you and Roland going to join us?

RobinOfLocksley: Of course

SnowWhite: CAN DAVID AND I WATCH DOCTOR WHO WITH YOU?!

ReginaMills: Sure. Belle, do you want to join us?

BelleFrench: YES!!!!

ReginaMills: We start at 7:30

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