Master of Confusion

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Hawaii: Hey, is the russia flag white, blue, then red, or blue, white, then red?

Russia: red, blue, then white

Hawaii: Blue red then white?

Russia: No, white, blue then red.

Hawaii: Oh, white blue, then red.

Russia: No, it isn't.

Hawaii: You just said it is!

Russia: Da, I did

Hawaii: Then why did you say no?

Russia: I didn't.

Hawaii: You did!

Russia: Da, I did!!!

Hawaii: ?!

Russia: It's white, blue, then red.

Hawaii: Oh... white.. blue... then red...

Russia: NO!!! IT ISN'T!!!

Hawaii: You just said it was!!!

Russia: IT IS!!!

Hawaii: So it's white, blue, then re--

Russia: NO!!! 

Hawaii: THEN WHAT IS IT?!

Russia: IT'S PINK WITH WHITE POLKA DOTS ON IT WITH A MICKEY MOUSE LOGO, DA

Hawaii: Wh-WHAT?! You're kidding right?

Russia: No.

Hawaii: YOU'RE NOT??

Russia: I JUST SAID DA!!! I AM KIDDING!!!! IT'S GREEN, YELLOW, THEN RAINBOW

Hawaii: Antarctica... how do you even... Nee chan, help me...

Antarctica: It's okay, it happens...

Hawaii: It does..?

Antarctica: No, it doesn't.

Hawaii: Nee-chan...

Antarctica: *huggles her* I'm joking!!! 

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