America: When England was at the table, I kept on seeing him look at me while he was with that other guurl. do you think he was doing that to make me JEALOUS? Be-cuzzz, he was totally texting me all night last night and I dunno if it was a bootay call or not. SOOO, like, wha'ddya think, do you think that gurl is pretty? HOW did that girl even get in here? she is so SHORT and that French cape thing is so tacky, who wears.... FRANCE? It's not even summer, why does the DJ keep playing summertime sadness? After we go to the B-room, can we go smoke some cigg? I really need one. But first--
England: LEMME TAKE A SELFIE!
#HETALIA
America: -_- wait-- PAUSE. England just liked my selfie... What a frog!!! Is Poland sleeping over there? yeahh, next to Lithuania who's half naked-- THATS. SO. RACHEEEEEEEET! (I dunno what comes after this XD) HE DEFINATLEY BOUGH ALL her instagram followers, who goes out on mondays? :O
OKEY, leggo take some shawtz! :3 Oh nooo.. I feel like im gonna throw up.. OH WAIT. NVM! LETS GO DANCE!
Russia: D: There's no vodka at zhis table!
I guess I could take a good selfie?
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#hetalia
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LEMME TAKE A SELFIE!
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RandomI've read other stories like this, and I though they were uproarious and hilarious XD. S Ive decided to make one of my own! :D ~that's all I need to say.... :3~ WARNING: Extreme randomness ahead! Proceed with extra caution!!!!!!!!!
