What The Zodiac Signs Would Go To Prison For:
Aries: Hitting a police officer
Taurus: Manslaughter
Gemini: Car chase
Cancer: Not paying taxes
Leo: Shoplifting
Virgo: They were in the wrong place at the wrong time, they're actually innocent
Libra: Facebook hacking
Scorpio: Mass murder
Sagittarius: Jumping into a fountain
Capricorn: Trying to cash a stolen check
Aquarius: Going into Area 51
Pisces: Growing a MASSIVE field of weed
