Dear diary, my master took me to this horrible place called, the doctor. The doctor some how loves to poke me, stick sharp things into me, and worst of them all....stick his hand under my tail. It is unknown why he likes to do these horrible things to me and I'm sure that my mater is unaware that he does this to me. Every Time master takes me to the doctor, I try to warn him about the stuff he does to me, but master just ignores me. Today is when I draw the line! Why today you ask? Well, I herd the doctor say to master that he's going to cut my balls off! Not even 2 seconds after he said it, I bit him. I bit him so hard his hand was dripping blood. I felt so proud of myself! That's until master put me in this cage. I don't understand why master is angry. I mean, if I didn't bite him I wouldn't have my balls right now! Humans are strange. Very strange. I must learn more about them so I can understand them. Until then, goodbye diary.
