DRUNK KISSING!?!

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purplemuffin579 said:"If I drunk kissed you,What would you do"?

Me:How great is my life,Staying with a homicidal purple guy and a drunk female muffin!Grrrrrreeeeeeaaaaatttt

P.GBut I'm so fab,you love me!and for your question, I'd kiss back...but instead of my lips I'll use my knife ;)

Me:*Shrugs*Hey,He's a murderer

P.G:*Smirks and Chuckles*

Me:*Cries*This...this is my life now...

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