I just realised that natessamine has Tessa in it...
Na Tessa mine...
Wait a minute I just realised something else
Na Tessa mine
Nah Tessa mine
No Tessa is mine...
...
WILL!
WILL DID YOU DO THIS!?!?
...
Was this like his way of trymg to win back Tessa, just hide a secret message in a ship name
Well he is a fanboy and that sounds like something a fanboy would do...
Listen up boys this is how you get girls now
THIS IS HOW IT WORKS HERE!!!
do you think Tessa got the message
Tessa: hmm I think I need to ship everyone in the institute
Tessa: Charlotte and henry are chenry
Tessa: Sophie and Gideon are gophie
Tessa: Jem and I are Jessa
Tessa: who else is there
Will: Nate and Jessie
Tessa: Oh yes, what could they be?
Wills brain: this is my chance! I can hide a secret message in the ship name and her fangirlish mind will subconsciously understand the message an she will be mine ALL MINE! MWAHAHAHAHA
Tessa: so what do you think?
Will: nah Tessa mine
Tessa: excuse me?
Will: natessamine! I mean natessamine...
Tessa: good idea! Now...
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That's how it happened...
Will and Tessa discussed ship names
Tessa: what shall we call Jane and Mr Rochester
Will: Mr Jane?
Tessa: Jane Rochester?
Will: janechester
Tessa: yes! Perfect!
Tessa: what about Scrooge and marley
Will: you ship them?
Tessa: ...yes...
Will: marlooge?
Tessa: scrarly?
Will: want to write a scrarly lemon?
Tessa: ...yes...
And then after the fanfiction was complete, Jem found it...
Jem: Will! Will what in raziels name is this?
Will: fan fiction...
Jem: did you read this?
Will: no
Jem: did you write this?
Will: Tessa helped
Tessa: I DID NOT!
Jem: Tessa,did you help Will write the dirty fan fiction?
Tessa: ...maybe...
Jem: well get back to work I need more of this!
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Well that escalated quickly...
Jem reads Wessa fan fiction
Tessa writes heronstairs fan fiction
And will stalks Jessa from heaven...
I need to go cry now...
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Of I've got an idea! Since it was my birthday yesterday guess how old I am now!
I wanna know how old you think I am
Or have I told you guys before I don't know...
Oh well...
BYEZY BYEZ MY LITTLE MUSHROOM CAKES WITH GLITTERY SPRINKLES OF MAGNUS MC FABULOUSNESS!!!!
MAGNUS MC FABULOUS!!!
BY THE ANGEL!!!

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