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Two friends were on a hunting trip when one of them fell and his eyes glazed over. the other called 911 and asked what to do.
The man on the phone with the friend said, "First make sure your friend is dead." There was a gunshot heard in the background and the friend said, "Ok, what do I do now?"

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