Iruka Prank Call

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Hope you like it I do not own Naruto in any way! THANKS vote comment and fan! Please

Me: DAD?!?!

Asuma: Yes

Me: Want to prank call Iruka with me?

Asuma: Yes!

Me: I'm on my way! *Run into living room with phone*

Asuma: Come on!

Me: Right *calls Iruka*

Iruka: Hello

Me: (Kakashi voice) I rawer at cats!

Iruka: What the hell Kakashi?

Me: I eat cats!

Iruka: Kakashi, what's wrong with you?

Me: I blow up cats!

Iruka: Kakashi are you drunk?

Me: I piss on cats!

Iruka: KAKASHI!

Me: I use cats as kunai!

Iruka: Kakashi are you high?

Asuma: (Anko's voice) Kakashi I have the next line ready for you.

Iruka: Anko? What the hell is going on?

Me: *sniff* THANKSSSS BABEEEE!

Iruka: She's mine!

Asuma: Irukaaaaaaa your on the phone!!!

Iruka: YES!!

Me: Come on babe lets fuck why where on the phone to him!

Iruka: If you dear!

Asuma: I like the idea...

Iruka: I'll kill you Kakashi.

Me: WHY DID YOU ALL ME!

Iruka: YOU CALLED ME!

Me: STOP CALLING ME!

Iruka: YOU CALLED ME!

Me: HANG UP

Iruka: I WILL

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOO don't leave me Iruka T.T

Iruka: Kakashi go away your high.

Me: I fucked a duck!

Iruka: You fucked Sasuke?

Me: YESSSSSSS

Iruka: I'm going now -_-"

ME: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Iruka don't leave me!!!!!!1

Iruka: Bye *hangs up*

Me and Asuna: *burst out laughing*

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