HEY! I was reading some stuff then got this idea so here goes! There all going to be the original characters or from my story Prophecy.
Me: I'm bored.
Zabuza: What do you want to do then?
Me: Something fun. OHH Lets prank call someone.
Zabuza: Who? Oh Oh Oh Call Naruto!
Me: Alright *Cal Naruto*
Naruto: Hello?
Me: (Sakura voice) Naruto?
Naruto: SAKURA!!
Me: Naruto? Will will y-you go on a date with me?
Naruto: Really, YES!
Me: Naruto?
Naruto: Yes Sakura-chun?
Me: I think I have HIV
Naruto: WHAT?
Me: NARUTO! I told you not to call me!
Naruto: You called me.
Me: You blockhead.
Naruto: But Sakura our date.
Me: NEVER!!!! I'll Never feed you!
Naruto: What O.O
Me: Sasuke fucked Sai. T.T
Naruto: WHAT???
Me: Yeah then he fucked me and now I have HIV.
Zabuza: (Sasuke voice) Sasuke I told you it was Sai not me!
Me: I told you Sasuke I rather fuck a duck then you.
Zabuza: But I have duck butt hair!
Me: NARUTO
Naruto: WHAT??
Me: hi
Naruto: What the hell
Zabuza: NARUTO
Naruto: WHAT??
ZAbuza: hi
Naruto What the hell.
Me: SASUKE and NARUTO for the world.
Naruto: NO I'm Hanging up now.
Me: NOOOO you have to go on a date with me.
Zabuza: Then on one with ME!
Naruto: NO *hangs up*
Me and Zabuza: *crying laughing*

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Naruto Prank calls and Jokes!
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