Naruto Prank calls and Jokes!

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HEY! I was reading some stuff then got this idea so here goes! There all going to be the original characters or from my story Prophecy.

Me: I'm bored.

Zabuza: What do you want to do then?

Me: Something fun. OHH Lets prank call someone.

Zabuza: Who? Oh Oh Oh Call Naruto!

Me: Alright *Cal Naruto*

Naruto: Hello?

Me: (Sakura voice) Naruto?

Naruto: SAKURA!!

Me: Naruto? Will will y-you go on a date with me?

Naruto: Really, YES!

Me: Naruto?

Naruto: Yes Sakura-chun?

Me: I think I have HIV

Naruto: WHAT?

Me: NARUTO! I told you not to call me!

Naruto: You called me.

Me: You blockhead.

Naruto: But Sakura our date.

Me: NEVER!!!! I'll Never feed you!

Naruto: What O.O

Me: Sasuke fucked Sai. T.T

Naruto: WHAT???

Me: Yeah then he fucked me and now I have HIV.

Zabuza: (Sasuke voice) Sasuke I told you it was Sai not me!

Me: I told you Sasuke I rather fuck a duck then you.

Zabuza: But I have duck butt hair!

Me: NARUTO

Naruto: WHAT??

Me: hi

Naruto: What the hell

Zabuza: NARUTO

Naruto: WHAT??

ZAbuza: hi

Naruto What the hell.

Me: SASUKE and NARUTO for the world.

Naruto: NO I'm Hanging up now.

Me: NOOOO you have to go on a date with me.

Zabuza: Then on one with ME!

Naruto: NO *hangs up*

Me and Zabuza: *crying laughing*

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