Hello, my dear fellow wattpaders all over the never-ending galaxy. 

I am Darth Vader *says in a deep voice*

So you can call me 'Darth,' 'she-who-must-not-be-named.
Because I should. Not Be. Named.

That would probably be eating, drinking, sleeping and breathing. I swear I'm surprised by my awesomeness.

Name? ID? Credit card? Phone number?
Error Error Error Error

Oops. I think that my computer knows that I can't just let out the information on my birth certificate to old perverted hags who thrive to get a piece of me- after all, I am some kind of celebrity in dream land. Picture me with an antenna, sparkly anime eyes, a solid block of infinite ice-cream and a flip phone.

Music is life. Without music, you are no longer a part of this world. Join Hades in the underworld and marry Zeus as a man if it means No Music.


Are you some type of child molester?! You are, aren't you? I knew it! Don't worry- I'll keep in mind that it's a secret. Anyways, nobody is supposed to know my age except Logan Lerman and Shawn Mendes.

I'm very SIRIUS. If you get what I mean-This is an indirect call to all the HP readers. My wish is for all of us to join in all of our wands and LEVIOSA to the sky.

Random stuff:
- I love reading and watching anime- I'd love to have suggestions.
- I LOVE Pizza- (notice the emphasis on LOVE. It's a very sirius relationship I have there)
- I may not be totally sane and I love caps, but I think society accepts me- I think.
- I prefer Damon to Stefan in the vampire diaries, I mean who wouldn't? he's totally yum.
- I don't appreciate bullies, cheaters and backstabbers.
-I laugh every time someone says 'bae' because that word also means poop in Danish, I bet you didn't know that!
-Please feel free to point out any grammatical mistakes!
-Have a good day ^_^

  • Probably munching in front of your TV
  • JoinedMay 28, 2014

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