Greetings fellow humans (or non humans, I'm not one to discriminate)
I could be awkward and formal and go "there are two of us here" but i'm not about that life, so...
HI. My name is [Jess] but majority of people on here know me as Jorja so... whatever. My main account is @littleredrydenhood
I'm really fucking awkward, so like... bare with me as I awkwardly introduce myself.
I am a confused-lesbian non- binary bean. My pronouns are They/Them and yeah.
I also have a wife who's rad and (sim) children called Alb and Ino with said wife, so. My hypothetical family is lit.
I'm also Carry On trash so I'll gladly strike up a conversation about Simon and friends... and boyfriend. I'm Snowbaz trash
...okay bye *points over at Maax*
Sup Assbutts, I'm Maax. (Yes with 2 A's deal with it) The other person of this awkward af account.
Jess is my best friend, sibling, and partner in crime. Don't touch em cause I've watched a lot of Supernatural... and they have a wife
Pronouns are He/Him.
🏳smol Pan-Poly bean🏳
My main is @stoner_snoopy
See ya ma dudes. ✌
#RIPAllTheGoodMusicians
***
*Some famous emo quotes mostly about ryden from our video chats of 2k17-2k18*
Ryan Ross ruined my life
- Maax 2k17
Im gonna name my child sporks-are-rad
- Jess 2k17
Oh yes daddy
- Maax 2k18
Can Sandwiches be our always?
- Maax 2k18
Jily is real, we are jily trash
- Maax and Jess 2k18
***
The year is 2089 when Jess and Maax die. Their funeral is held a few days later.
*Destroya plays in the background*
* Jess and Maax rise up from their graves*
Jess: Bitch i thought we told you not to play that song at our funerals.
Maax: Oh well guess we'll go haunt cape town now.
Jess: Really?
Maax: Why not? You only come back from purgatory once.
Jess: Fine.
Maax: Let's go get some cheez whiz. I was in that coffin forever.
Jess: Rad.
Maax: As rad as Jon Walker's flip flops?
Jess: Jesus help me.
- probably sleeping somewhere
- शामिल हुएFebruary 18, 2018
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