❔ Ashh's Stalker ❔

Saw Twenty One Pilots Nov 11, 2018

Please be patient with me, I'm a work in progress.

Scoobz, keeping it moist since 2003.

Feeling: like a Pepsi bottle with mentos in it and a cap glued shut

Best Fren/Fern:
@iCheezburgerGod 

I'm extraordinarily average in every way.

If lost please return me to: Ashh the beautiful kiwi bean 🥝

Frens:
@iCheezburgerGod (icon and the maker of the MONCH fic)
@-xFallOutGirlx- (aka meme making QUEEN)
@twenty-one-yeemos (meme machine, fellow sibling)
@awkwardelliott (queer friend. very pure)
@mayadare (internet mom)
@PolygraphEyes18 massive uwus for them

If you hurt any of these people, you will regret being born. 

Wattpad is cringy but so am I

Roses are red
I'm hella gay
Maybe tomorrow Satan
Just NOT TODAY

Waffle material
Pancake standards

?Quotes?

There is a thin, semantic line between beautiful and weird. That line is covered in jellyfish. - -xFallOutGirlx-

Well, it's better than laying on the floor like a fat, depressed slug. - Me

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. We are left with sagging, rippled flesh and burning gums with empty sockets. -Raphael (the painter, not the ninja turtle)

Science is a horizon to search for, not a prize to hold in your hand. - Some pig from a tv show

In other words, keep your bad vibes out of my cornflakes. I'm not interested. - Gerard Way

It is called trash can, not trash cannot. Just because you are garbage does not mean you can't do great things. - a meme I saw one time

I love meeting people (at least online, darn social anxiety) so if you want to, please message me!