I wrote Edit Like You Stole It. It's a book about editing, written by an idiot, for you.

Then, I also write fantasy and SF, ranging from flash to novel length. Most months I have a short story in @Ooorah 's Tevun-Krus. I am currently updating my novel, Song of a Poisoned Star.

Everything here is mature in that it features adult themes like tax forms, ennui, swearing, irony and some mild violence. In everything except for Poisoned Star there is no horror or extreme violence; that gets a little heated, so be aware. I don't ever write about, you know, certain parts of human anatomy.

Maketh Glad is featured on the SF ambassador's page; River Ghasts is featured on the fantasy ambassador's page. My Idiots Guide was featured on the Adult Fiction page which used to be an ambassador's page but isn't anymore.

I am old. I don't know who BTS are. I don't want to, either.
  • London, UK
  • JoinedApril 10, 2020


Last Message
theidiotmachine theidiotmachine Aug 15, 2025 07:11PM
Hey! I’m mostly off Wattpad now. However, the volume of spam bots has brought me back for this announcement!First, please report and block the bots. WP still seem to listen to this! There are kids h...
View all Conversations

Stories by theidiotmachine
The Song of a Poisoned Star by theidiotmachine
The Song of a Poisoned Star
Bilen is in the New World, looking for a poisoned star. Molina is with her, looking for decent beer. Saltha j...
ranking #305 in newworld See all rankings
I Fell From The Dark by theidiotmachine
I Fell From The Dark
Mia woke up, strapped to a chair, a long way from home. Who can she trust? My ONC24 story. Guidance: swearing...
ranking #198 in onc2024 See all rankings
Devils on Starfall Isle by theidiotmachine
Devils on Starfall Isle
'Death is coming in the Autumn.' That's what Tira tells Verity. But Verity is stuck in her life, and doesn't...
ranking #785 in devils See all rankings
2 Reading Lists