Welcome to my Wattpad account. Otherwise known as 'the most horrifying depths of my psyche'. Oh yes, here you will find things that no human should ever have to find. Namely, a glorious fan fiction I started two years ago and have absolutely no intention of revisiting. 
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idk masturbating I guess 👉🏻👌

Aight later 👋
  • Well some of me is in your mom
  • JoinedAugust 27, 2021

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the-oldman-stealer the-oldman-stealer Jan 19, 2022 06:41AM
Hello everyone! I just started writing an original story! I haven't posted any actual chapters yet, so you won't be able to see it yet, but I just wanted to let everyone know! Thanks everyone!
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The Finkle and the Spoon by the-oldman-stealer
The Finkle and the Spoon
A tragic love story. She's a spoon betrothed to a Knife, he's a 200-year-old Finkle who has been diagnosed wi...