Welcome to Sweaty Dave's Cave of Wonders! I wouldn't rub that magic lamp if I were you, it's actually a shape-shifting pervert.
Like the look of that story, do you? I found it eating its own mother in a drainage ditch! Don't worry, I fed it yesterday so it's probably safe to read. Hahahaha!
No, wait, please don't go! I'm so lonely...
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Stories by Sweaty Dave
Let Them Eat Burgers (Book 1)
Ben is an anxious wreck with the personality of a used tissue, and he knows it. That's why he prefers to keep...
The Desert Doggers
Times are hard at Dwayne's Dogs, once the premier hot dog stand in the popular tourist destination of Buttmou...