"Don't be a twat about it"
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Stories by Squirtle
Vultures And Assassins
{written for and by a group of friends who are absolutely insane for a good laugh. If you have somehow come a...
peasants and men
What would you do if you knew there were Dick head Sharpy sharp with shocking habits near the ones you love?
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You Had Your Chance
"This bitch? Ha! I don't think so"
This was written for Janny so if you ain't her then gtfo. Buh by...