Dave: nice legs, daisy dukes, makes a man go-

Karkat: SWISS FUCKING CHEESE GODDAMMIT. (Voiced by Michael Rage Quit Jones)

Hi! My name is Vesper. I am a short little fucker. 4 ft 10 3/4 inches exact. It's sad honestly. I like Homestuck, MLP, Dr.Who, Supernatural, Rooster Teeth, Achievement Hunter, RVB, RWBY, Demons, Devils, Hell, Angels, and some pretty dark shit, but I love talking to people and helping people! I love reading and I aspire to be a Corpsman when I am older.

I have more works on Ao3 under the same username as here!
  • JoinedJanuary 29, 2015


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