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Runner up for The Time's "Sexiest Writer Alive". Once rescued a puppy and a pregnant woman from a burning building. Right now, I'm sailing across the Pacific while directors fight over contracts for movies made from my books, sipping Moscow Mules... shaken, not stirred.
You may call me Your Highness.
Nice to meet you too.
(I might be exaggerating a tad bit, but I can fix televisions and laptops and cats love me. I'm also an amateur internet ninja.)
Leave a message after the virtual beep.
Beep.
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❝ is that a wand in your pocket ⚯͛
or are you just happy to see me?❞
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✿ v i s i t m e
archiveofourown.org
@sereinbelle
fanfiction.net
@Its All Red Underneath
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✿ w o r k s
Witch Prodigy [currently removed]
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