☞
❝ i do it like that, because that's
the way my baby likes it❞
A twenty-three-year-old bag of bags
with a bad case of the munchies
and a slight agoraphobia who
hails from House Tyrell and
studied in House Slytherin.
Favourite past-times include:
drinking coffee, ruining readers'
nights, listening to tfb, eating
spicy foods, and wasting a lot
of her time doing nothing.
(stories are all slow-burn)
i am a god, lj says so
☞
INSTA: microwavedcoffeewp
POETRY INSTA: jmalcompoetry
INKITT: https://inkitt.app.link/RA_microwavedcoffee
☞ currently working on. . .
CHOCOLATE FROGS (r.w.)
SCUM OF THE EARTH (g.w.)
UPDATES ARE ON SUNDAYS
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