❝come back in here and love me!❞

A twenty-three-year-old bag of bags
with a bad case of the munchies
and a slight agoraphobia who
hails from House Tyrell and
studied in House Slytherin.

Favourite past-times include:
drinking coffee, ruining readers'
nights, listening to tfb, eating
spicy foods, and wasting a lot
of her time doing nothing.

(stories are all slow-burn)
i am a god, lj says so




INSTA: microwavedcoffeewp
POETRY INSTA: jmalcompoetry
INKITT: https://inkitt.app.link/RA_microwavedcoffee


☞ currently working on. . .
HAPPENSTANCE (j.h.)
CHOCOLATE FROGS (r.w.)
IMPULSE (e.c.)
SCUM OF THE EARTH (g.w.)


Hello, I'm Jess and I'm a slut for comments!
  • Phoenix, Arizona
  • JoinedJuly 17, 2011



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microwavedcoffee microwavedcoffee Aug 09, 2020 07:01PM
Hey y’all! I’m unpublishing Impulse until I get my hands on Midnight Sun. Also, I’ll probably be renaming it so keep an eye out I guess haha
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