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☞

          ❝come back in here and love me!❞

        A twenty-three-year-old bag of bags  
           with a bad case of the munchies 
             and a slight agoraphobia who 
               hails from House Tyrell and 
                studied in House Slytherin. 

            Favourite past-times include:
         drinking coffee, ruining readers'
           nights, listening to tfb, eating 
           spicy foods, and wasting a lot
               of her time doing nothing.

                 (stories are all slow-burn)
                        i am a god, lj says so
                

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INSTA: microwavedcoffeewp
POETRY INSTA: jmalcompoetry
INKITT: https://inkitt.app.link/RA_microwavedcoffee


☞ currently working on. . .
HAPPENSTANCE (j.h.)
CHOCOLATE FROGS (r.w.)
IMPULSE (e.c.)
SCUM OF THE EARTH (g.w.)


Hello, I'm Jess and I'm a slut for comments!