Just a girl who writes in order to procrastinate studying or other 'adulting' things like laundry or grocery shopping. Also currently having an early quarter-life crisis on top of the existential crisis I've been having since I was 12.
My name is April. I'd love to think I'm like April from Parks and Rec, but I'm more like April Kepner from Grey's Anatomy.
I have an unhealthy obsession with purple and I can't cook to save my life.
Favorite Books: The Book Thief and I am Malala.
Favorite Artists: Bishop Briggs and Twenty-One Pilots
Favorite Show: Mad Men
Favorite Movie: Princess Bride
Favorite Food: Pad Thai
I try not to be too cliche, but there's only so much that I can do.
- Colorado
- JoinedApril 11, 2018
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sardonicoptimist
Jul 07, 2019 03:21AM
Hi :) Been out for a while....apparently graduating college is crazy busy! Anyway, started a new story if you want to check it out!View all Conversations
Stories by sardonicoptimist
- 4 Published Stories
Burned by the Spotlight
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Reagan Porter's quiet, carefree life was abruptly taken away from her when she was reluctantly thrust into th...
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The Blackmail Bride
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Sharp and charismatic, Charlotte Lockwood is not only the heiress of Lockwood Technologies but also the much...
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Back for the Summer
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For two years, a string of homicidal drownings of teen girls terrorized a small, lonely Minnesotan town on th...
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