where's the gender option for "trash"?

Bonjour b!tches

my names include:

Dean Winchester
(sir) General Washington
Dr. John Watson
That one kid who speaks too many languages
and
"oh. Her."

feel free to refer to me as any. 

Currently living over the garden wall in my humble little water grotto. 

and no. no stories. nuh uh. why am I followed?

go follow @squidpickle123 for gods sake (she can actually write)

what are you still doing here! shooooo!

fINEE. 

you can stay.

But next time bring food, okay? And like...... some content, please.