Regan

Yeah it's me, don't cream your pants...

Okay? Okay.

Curiouser and curiouser.

Go blow your dad you mullet wearing asshole.

Bitchin'.

All you need is faith, trust and a little bit of pixie dust.

May the odds be ever in your favour.

Fear will learn to fear me.

I figured I'd shoot the bullets out of my nostrils, so I left it upstairs.

Put your swords up, put 'em up, its goin' down.

Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?

Your now is not your forever.

Ding dong - Dorothy is dead.

Forever can spare a minute.

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise.

Mememto Mori.

This Sucks!

We kick names and take ass!

In case you haven't noticed, I'm weird. I'm a weirdo.

Every ocean deserves to be seen by you.

We cling to our fairytales until the price for believing in them becomes too high.

i'M a BIg beLieVeR iN RAndoM CapAtalIsatioN.

And don't forget, anything is possible with a delicious Red Vine!

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