Dumping ground for my works you can find elsewhere. Posted here to give Wattpad readers a break from all the angst for the sake of angst YA bullshit.
I mostly write comedy about idiots in Europe. Big satire fan. Actual satire. And the occasional shitty object show OC thing.
I do not actually write slash fiction.
Stories by
A Man Describes A Time Sonic and M...
Original title was too long. It acrually was "A Man Out of Touch With Pop Culture Describes A Time Sonic...
Nothing to Write About
A really awful writer from London suffers from writer's block and ends up going abroad to get inspiration.
Another Absurd Story Written for A...
A man doing a survey finds something lurking beyond the surface, as he ventures into Britain's political unde...