painfulguuss

I love your pfp. 10/10 actually made me laugh lol

oh my god guys i lost access to this account for a YEAR and am only typing in it now through pinterest
          i will be figuring out how to get back in eventually

so, if you guys hadnt noticed at this point, I'm pretty inactive. i accidentally found out that ao3 is a hundred times better than (most of) wattpad, and i dropped this app faster than i did ur mom after last night.
          
          anyway, im making it official: this account will be inactive for the foreseeable future. if you're a friend on here and want to keep in contact with me, my socials are in my bio thing. 
          
          i'll still try to keep up with follow-for-follow stuff on here, as i'll also try to pop in for holidays from now forward.
          
          wattpad has been one of the best enrichments in my boring life (aka its been a great trainwreck of a time (in a positive way)) and here's to the future that fanfiction will make our lives more interesting.
          
          have a good day, everyone!

WAIT??? YOU’RE PROBABLY NOT ACTIVE ANYMORE BUT I SWEAR WE USED TO BE FRIENDS??? DOES THE “ceo of jevil gang” RING ANY BELLS??????

not me dying for a whole month /j
          
          ive just accidentally been on ao3 more often, sorry for vanishing- anyway-
          
          how's your day been?

happy month of the queer!
          
          reminder: you are all valid <3
          
          if any of you followers don't like lgbtqia+ people, you can /kindly/ f*ck off and out of here!
          
          thank you, please keep being you, and cheers to a good pride month!
          
          

me: trying to sleep
          
          thoughts: hey btch
          
          me: sighs
          
          thoughts: let me repeat myself so you can understand. HEY BTCH.
          
          me: sighs and opens wattpad to avoid a breakdown

my dad says 'kids these days' are addicted to gaming but hes the one who plays fortnite from 9 am to 4 am of the next day

me: *vibing*
          my brain: you're gonna lose every good thing you have someday, love (heart emoji)
          me:
          
          
          
          
          me: *not vibing*

yknow when you think of a song you like and start singing it aloud
          but
          you accidentally give it a swing tempo (or a straight tempo if its a swing song)