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*WARNING THESE "FACTS" HAVEN'T BEEN FULLY RESEARCHED OR REALLY GIVEN A SHIT ABOUT. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED*
1. The word karate means "empty hand"
2. Barbie's full name is Barbra Millicent Roberts
3. A pig's orgasm last for 30 minutes.
4. More people are killed by donkeys than airplanes (annually)
5. I go by a pseudonym but put my real name in every project I work on (can you figure it out?)
6. A person cannot taste food unless it is mixed with saliva.
7. Bees have 5 eyes.
8. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV. (Hell yeah)
9. It's against the law to Play hopscotch on a Sunday in Missouri.
10. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
11. Turtles can breath out their asses.
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noturaveragegoldfish noturaveragegoldfish Apr 21, 2020 11:03PM
Hey guys! So a friend of mine was kind enough to create a trailer for Be not Forgetful and I think it turned out pretty good! If you wanna check it out be sure to find it on Chapter One of Be not For...
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