Sign up to follow @jasparphantrxsh
OR
If you already have an account,
By continuing, you agree to Wattpad's Terms of Service and Privacy Policy.
Stories by SEMI HIATUS
- 6 Published Stories
Protons, Neutrons, and Morons
65
3
4
A book of rants, bants, tags, randomness, jokes, and just me being me.
#683 in puns
See all rankings
Hit Me Up // Muke
336
25
11
"Hey you, I'm gonna text you a pick-up line."
"Hit me up."
#748 in mukeclemmings
See all rankings
Please // Phan
3.8K
41
21
"Philly, please don't do it."
"No matter how many times you say please I'm not going to listen...