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GUYS I FOUND A DUCK EGG
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Protons, Neutrons, and Morons by jasparphantrxsh
Protons, Neutrons, and Morons
A book of rants, bants, tags, randomness, jokes, and just me being me.
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Hit Me Up // Muke  by jasparphantrxsh
Hit Me Up // Muke
"Hey you, I'm gonna text you a pick-up line." "Hit me up."
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Please // Phan by jasparphantrxsh
Please // Phan
"Philly, please don't do it." "No matter how many times you say please I'm not going to listen...
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