I am a constant menace to society.

I go by a lot of names. Call me whatever you feel like (respectfully).

I am relatively active. Moving to AO3 hopefully.
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  • JoinedOctober 12, 2013


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Itachis-Wife Itachis-Wife Sep 10, 2023 03:13AM
God I love having Internet arguments with guys cause they think it's still 2009 where being called fat, ugly, and a virgin is an insult  like wow bud you really got me there wow omg. Maybe if I was t...
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