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"Comrade, let's see this citizen's file."
"Good idea."
𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚎_𝚙𝚘𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚘.𝚎𝚡𝚎
𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙎𝙖𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙒𝙖𝙧 ~ 𝙑𝙖𝙨𝙞𝙡𝙮 𝙇𝙚𝙗𝙚𝙙𝙚𝙫-𝙆𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙘𝙝
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2:18━━━━━━━━━━♡━━━2:55
volυмe : ▁▂▃▄▅▆▇▉
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fᵤcₖ yₒᵤ, ₙₒ ₐₑₛₜₕₑₜᵢc ₛₜᵤff
"Damn, okay."
ᵢ ₗᵢₖₑ ₜₕᵢₛ gₒₒfy ₐₕₕ fₒₙₜ
"What's your name?"
ᵢ dₒₙ'ₜ ₕₐᵥₑ ₐ ₙₐₘₑ, ₕₑₐₜₕₑₙ
"Ugh, what do we call you?"
Cₒₘᵣₐdₑ ₚₒₜₐₜₒ, cₕᵢₗd ₑₐₜₑᵣ, ₒᵣ ᵢᵣₐ ᵢ gᵤₑₛₛ
"What's your personality like?"
ₙₒₜ ₗᵢₖₐbₗₑ
"Elaborate"
ᵢ ₐₛₖₑd ₐ ₚₑᵣₛₒₙ. ₜₕₑy ₛₐᵢd ᵢ'ₘ ₐ sarCastiC sHiT, gₒₒfy, ᵣₑₐₗₗy bₐd ₐₜ ₛₒcᵢₐₗ ₛₖᵢₗₗₛ, ₐₙd ₐₘ ₜₕₑ ₚₑᵣₛₒₙᵢfᵢcₐₜᵢₒₙ ₒf ₚᵣₑfₒᵣₘₐₙcₑ ₐₙₓᵢₑₜy
"Oh. What's your favorite things?"
cₐₜₛ, wᵣᵢₜᵢₙg, ₛᵢₜₜᵢₙg ₒₙ ᵣₒₒfₛ, cₐₜₛ, ₘy fᵣᵢₑₙdₛ, ₐₙd cₐₜₛ
"Fandoms?"
Cₒᵤₙₜᵣyₕᵤₘₐₙₛ, ₐₙy fᵢₗₘ by ₗₑₒₙᵢd Gₐᵢdₐᵢ, ₕₑₜₐₗᵢₐ, ₐₙd Dₑₘₒₙ ₛₗₐyₑᵣ
"Who are your friends?"
ₕₑᵣₑ ₐᵣₑ ₘy fᵣᵢₑₙdₛ:
IRL friend since forever: @ALonelyCucumber
Comrade: @theonthenerd
Another Comrade: @sdog101
Yet another comrade: @Eggshellsforlife
The last one, I promise: @4shiro
Chaos: @Gay_Misplaced_Morals
Chaos but more chaotic: @UnhingedVolchica
Somewhat sane: @ilovereadingwriting9
"Wow, you have friends? Now, what is your political stance?"
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Whå†êvêr †hê hêll ¥ðµ ¢åll å Jµ¢hê £ðllðwêr
þål꧆ïñê, Rµ§§ïå, åñÐ ñðr†h Kðrêå §µþþðr†êr
"Goofy bitch. Now, what is your music taste?"
ᵢdfₖ, ₗₒₒₖ ₐₜ ₜₕₑ ₗᵢₙₖ, ₕₑₐₜₕₑₙ
"Location?"
ₗₒₒₖ dₒwₙ bₑₗₒw at tHE tHingY. OH YEAH, AND I USE SHE/HER/IT/THAT PRONoUNS
*ₐcₛₑₙdₛ ᵢₙₜₒ ₜₕₑ ₛₖy ₗᵢₖₑ ₜₕₑ bᵢₜcₕ ᵢ ₐₘ*
- Selling Benjamin Netanyahu's vital organs on the black market <3
- JoinedNovember 23, 2022
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