hello, i have a metal dick
i write very non-questionable and normal just, lifechanging stuff im making that shit that just makes your life so much better i make the greatest content of all time this shit will get you bitches and riches and all that bullshit its the greatest stuff in life i change FUCKING LIVES by writing about stickmen fucking pillows so remember to eat lots of pringles and alter your entire life in to watching markiplier 24/7
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- Boiler room, Hell
- RegistrertMarch 30, 2022
- website: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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Stories by guywithafishtank
- 7 Published Stories
retarded short stories i randomly...
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its the other one i did but this time i am slightly more mature so hopefully i wont look back at this in 5 mo...
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The gorgeous story of roseright
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right hand man and ellie are together
best ship, hands down
the art in the thumbnail isnt mine (obviously...
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