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Stories by guywithafishtank
retarded short stories i randomly come up with v2 by ihaveametaldick
retarded short stories i randomly...
its the other one i did but this time i am slightly more mature so hopefully i wont look back at this in 5 mo...
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The gorgeous story of roseright by ihaveametaldick
The gorgeous story of roseright
right hand man and ellie are together best ship, hands down the art in the thumbnail isnt mine (obviously...
the big dicked serbian and the red headed convict (smut) (roseright) by ihaveametaldick
the big dicked serbian and the red...
smut of my favorite ship, roseright