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Stories by Melissa
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![Beyond Beanies & Pink Bikinis by ihatebarney](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/13576649-288-k528858.jpg)
Beyond Beanies & Pink Bikinis
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"People remember people. People welcome people. Even with a bear hug. What do I get? A fucking cold shou...
![The Kidnapper & I by ihatebarney](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/9895699-288-k894565.jpg)
The Kidnapper & I
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Audrey Lang never anticipated how her life would turn out in a matter of twenty-four hours of her mother's ab...
![A Cray-Cray Happening (On hold! Editing in Progress!) by ihatebarney](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/6816730-288-k59668.jpg)
A Cray-Cray Happening (On hold! Ed...
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I switched to a different song to keep my paranoia away. Maybe Misery Business by Paramore? Soon, my ears wer...